Hint anyone?

First year with a really annoying LI/Brooklyn-ish accent having a convo with another first year while playing catch after exams.

FY1: It makes me nervous when you catch the ball.

FY2: Why?

FY1: Because, you know, I never saw so many erratic motions.

He has 'peripherals.'

You know you made it when you have an entry in Wikipedia. Here's the tale of "Slope Day." I miss Cornell.